After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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