K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
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