Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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