Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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