he thought i was a dude.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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