Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
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