now i know why i became what i already was.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Randomize
