He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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