even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
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