idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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