Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
is it fun? or sober?
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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