Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
Randomize
