she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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