I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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