Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
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