dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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