Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Will exercising make me less horny?
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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