Do you still have your period?
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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