You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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