chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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