i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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