You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
you inspire me to be a worse person
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
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