i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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