dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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