Cold hands, warm shart.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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