i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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