that's an acceptable place to lick
Little spoons don't ask big questions
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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