I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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