I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
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