This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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