Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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