Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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