One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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