I hate your face
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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