with your own penis?
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
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