you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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