His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
i now understand why vodka
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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