I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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