we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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