Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
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