just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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