i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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