Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
So gin and wine won't be happening again
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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