have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
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