As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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