oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Randomize
