it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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