I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
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