even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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