I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
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